From a humorous email. Origin unattributed.
Behind every successful woman is herself. (Because most men still think helping around the house is taking the trash out once a week.)
A woman is like a tea bag...You don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. (They don't ask for directions, either.)
Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better RICH. (I want this bumper sticker.)
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun. (This is soooo me!)
Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
2 comments:
I love this, Written! LOL! :*)
Really, I should have titled this "More feminist bumper stickers" or "More realist bumper stickers for women" or "Women should chant this every day while donning makeup."
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